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Welcome to the largest source of hangover cures found on the web.

The last Hangover Cure mentioned on This is Hell was ...

This is, again, from a New Year’s Day online discussion at the Guardian that was discovered recently by Kevan Harris, ‘The Radical Pessimist’: "A raw egg; six shakes of Worcester Sauce; six drops of tabasco; two tablespoons of tomato juice; one of very dry sherry; a dash of celery salt and smear of paprika; two ice cubes all stirred with loving gentleness. Down in one, plunge through an ice hole into a river (a cold shower will do, just) and then eggs, bacon, fried bread and tea (not coffee) and you are ready for anything."

Every Saturday morning, This is Hell! offers our listeners a Hangover Cure to help the poor saps exorcise the evil spirits they poured into their drink hole the previous evening.

All of these cures are cited somewhere as actual hangover cures. None of these cures are fictional creations of the staff of This is Hell.

However, we do not take any responsibility for your use of these remedies.

For those of you who are curious, no, the appropriate consumption of National Beer © does not regularly cause hangovers.

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Twist-Off Knowledge © from National Beer ©

The Twist-Off Knowledge © revealed on our last live broadcast was ... the dirtiest thing in a hotel room is the TV remote.

Twist-Off Knowledge © is the creation of the National Brewery ©. National Brewery © makes National Beer ©, the only beer that comes in a can with a twist-off cap. Inside the cap is a hieroglyph, a pictograph, a rebus if you will, that imparts onto you, the soon-to-be-drunk drinker of National Beer ©, a little bit of Twist-Off Knowledge ©.

Twist-Off Knowledge © is deciphered live on the air during each and every Saturday morning broadcast.

Twist-Off Knowledge © is the product of a crack team of researchers who are sealed in a dark oak-paneled office where light barely leaks through crusted windows high atop the fresh spring water tower in Peshtigo, Wisconsin, the home of America's Most Disastrous Forest Fire - and National Beer ©.

Make sure to ask your local barkeep for National Beer ©, the official beer of This is Hell.

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